Inappropriate closeness with pets

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re: Inappropriate closeness with pets

@kaka_in_usa

alright it reminds me of this funny story from louisiana.

there was this mid age loner loser living with a male and female dog.
one early morning his neighbors called cops on him and when cops arrived he was busy with his female dog in the backyard.

In the police station he told the cops that he woke up in the morning and he had that “early morning situation” going on and the bi+ch looked at him in sexual ways and that bi+ch seduced him in to doing that.
lol.. he tried to do character assassination of a dog

later dogs were taken in to protective custody and the man was let go.

so this reminds me of a joke

this dude is stranded on an island with a sheep and a sheepdog
and well the dude has some ..intentions..for the sheep, but everytime he gets close to the sheep the dog would attack it
one day he sees that there is some wreckage of a ship washing up to the shore and he runs over to see if there are any goodies, instead finds a girl who is half dead, he carries her to his hut, takes care of her and she is finally better in a few days
she says, thank u for saving me, ask me for anything…anything i can do for you
he says oh yeah…could you please hold on to the dog for 15 minutes or so…