what do you call a cow without legs?
ground beef.
where do you find a cow without legs?
exactly where you left it.
what do you call a cow with three legs?
lean beef.
what do you call a blind reindeer?
no i dear
Two idiots were hunting in the woods when they lost their way. Elliot had read that when lost, you fire three times in the air and help will come. So he did. Nothing happened. An hour later he fired three more times. After another hour his friend told him to try a third time.
.. "Okay," said Elliot, "but we're almost out of arrows."
A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?"
The pigmy said, "Yes."
The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?"
"I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"
The pigmy replied, "There's about 60 of us."
inane they are!
Two blondes go for a walk in the forest. Now we wouldnt think of perpetuating the stereotype, and we resent the fact that blonde women are thought less intelligent than anyone else. And so did these two. So they're walking, discussing life, nature, both being amatuer wildlife enthusiasts. They come across some tracks.
One says "I know these tracks. They're moose tracks"
The other says "You're close, but they're actually elk tracks"
The first says "I lived in the forest with my grandfather. He taught me a lot about wildlife. They're moose tracks"
And so they argue back and forth for quite a bit. And then a train runs over them.
^^ LOL!
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funny...
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