my sister’s urdu was really raw coz she was born in tanzania, at school she had to cope with english,gujrati & swahili…at home we had pure urdu so she had many such words that were hilarious.. 1 eg is
My little daughters calls hospital ‘hosti-pital’, gloves are glubs. And once she said ‘fanks’ instead of ‘thanks’ so I corrected her. Ever since then she calls roof ‘ruth’!
my mum used 2 make my nephew sleep by singing
"ALLAH hoo ALLAH hoo vali tu vali tu"
n from vali he has learned bali n calls my mum bali instead of dadi
n he calls my daughter jara instead of zahra :)