Getting Even 
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says “I don’t feel like it,
I just
want you to hold me.”
The husband says “WHAT??”
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs
as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen
tonight and
he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department
store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
outfits. She
can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then
they go
over and get matching shoes at about $100 each. And then they go to
the
jewelry dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is
so
excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out-but she does not
care. She
goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says “You don’t even play
tennis,
but, OK, if you like it then let’s get it.”
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she can not even believe
what is
going on. She says “I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register.”
The husband stops and says, “No, honey I don’t feel like buying all
this
stuff now.”
The wife’s face goes blank. He says "Honey - I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while.
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode.
The
husband says, “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a
Man.”