As you are all aware (some may hide there awareness of this fact!) I was recently declared Khalifa by the only muslim council that counts, the MB Islamic Supreme council of the World, and its in thgis capacity that I announce this next fatwa.
I hear by declare this fatwa against India and call on all brothers from across the globe to form an army and remove the infidel who is oppressing 150 million muslims, this is a war of liberation and thus a legitimate Jihad, as opposed to offensive JIhad which my understanding of the faith is less eager to support.
No harm is to come to civilians or any nature, and no excess damage is to be done. I will be installed as Sultan of Delhi, and the empire shall expand nicely.
Alhamdulillah you brothers of knowledge will obviously support me and I will allocate you roles accordingly, my grand visier and number 2 has all ready been selected and he will be informed via private mail.
Wa Alaikum Salam,
Khalifa Mo_Best 1