in the court

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court,

and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters -
who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.

very funny, lol :hehe:

I take my words back, Moon please edit your post and remove those painful arrows. Thanks!

**Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

...] Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.**

lolz :D Good ones.

:D

:D

ye nadia kaun hai haan???
:mad:

The Moderator Who took all the arrows (>>>) out of your joke’s butt :hehe: , She was kind enough to make it more readable.

Good Joke :k: :smiley:

very funny lol :rotfl:

haalloowww…the >>>>> are still there
pointing up

Moon,

Nadia didn’t fix your post but she reposted the good part without arrows.

Tum aurtoon main lagta hay aika nahi hay :hehe:

:hehe: good stuff

:hehe:

Oh Gosh…this is amazing

:k: