One fine day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked
into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of
Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy
beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and became
stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over
the beer and then started yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT,
YOU BA***RD!!”