my country::
An Indian doctor says “Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A Pakistani doctor says “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
A Russian doctor says “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”
The American doctor , not to be outdone, says “You guys are way behind,
we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.” 
