A man is sitting in plane, when he sees a parrot doing 
to a air hostess all the time. The man thinks: “How come that stupid parrot flirts with that beautiful air hostess and I’m getting bored here.” So he starts to flirt heavily with the air hostess.
After a while the air hostess get annoyed and walks to the front of the plane to complain to the captain about the parrot and the man.
The captain decides to throw both of them out of the plane. Before doing so, the parrot says: “Stop! Wait a second!”, turns to the man and goes: “Urna ata he?”
Man: “Nahi, mere to koi par hi nahi he.”
Parrot: “To phir panga kyu leta he?”
I think theres also a pretty good moral lesson in this joke :D
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