A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look
mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!
"The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap
would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a van carrying
dead bodies for the last 25 years."
Very good!