Imagine yourself in Miandad’s shoes

What would you tell your boys before the big game

**Imran and Yasir: **Pakistan needs a good start. It is crucial to build solid innings and counter Indian batting. Don’t come back before scoring 100 runs each.

**Yoyo: **You are the architect of my team. Keep those singles coming unless ofcourse Inzimam is on the other end. I want you to play atleast 30 overs.

Inzimam: Attack, Attack and Attack. Wake up! Move those fielders around. Conventional field setup won’t do. Makes sure Afridi doesn’t stand infront of girl’s stand.

**Aridi: ** don’t do tutti this time. Take your time.. two sixes per over is enough. Value your wicket. You are there for more than 10 balls OK. (P.C)

Moin: I am not too worried about you…just keep it down behind the stumps..hur ball pur panic kurnay ki zaroorat nhin hai

**Shoaib: **Don’t try to do extra…just be yourself. Keep it good length..khabardaar jo moon mein di. Shabash! No pressure (right)

**Sami: ** Ma man Imran khan says you are the Key… Don’t try to take a wicket on ever ball…If two bowlers can give us 10 overs/ 30 runs…we are good. Watch those extras.

Its not a game no matter what Ehsan bhai says…Its more than a game…It’s a WAR!! Bring it on!!

:hehe: @ Afridi’s. PC.

Great thread BoSS :k:

Ok here’s how I would handle it:

Imran and Yaasir:

Your job is to play out the first 15 overs. If you come back before then you won’t have done the job required.

Afridi

You don’t need to worry about anything son, you’ll only be required to carry the drinks.

Yoyo

Don’t glide the ball to w/k or 1st slip you a-hole!

Inzi

Score a hundred and I’ll buy you dinner for a week.

**Shoaib and Sami **

Line & length…line & length…concentrate on that and leave the hand mirrors in the dressing room.

brilliant post. will post mine soon.

Some one sent me a spoof of the Pepsi ad featuring Miandad coaching the team. Its wholly inappropriate for this forum, but man... does it have some useful advice for the team. Those who have seen it can LOL for 5 secs, and then get back to work.

saw that ad and I would’ve shared it here if I wanted to get banned. It was absolutely hilarious, whichever dude did the voiceover for Miandad is a genius. Especially his advice to the Ws and Afridi was top class. :hehe:

Re: Imagine yourself in Miandad’s shoes

**Yoyo: **You're one the most talented batsmen in the world. It is about time you told yourself that being one of the better batsmen is not good enough for you any more. You need to go out there and show the people that they're witnessing the makings of an all-time great. G'luck ma boy.

to all the bowlers:

jus dun give those extras!!!:smack2:

Re: Imagine yourself in Miandad’s shoes

:rotfl:

It pisses me off when you lot treat us as kids. We can handle such stuff. Post it or atleast PM me.

Add me [email protected] and I will send you the send you the master piece.

:hehe: @ Pepsi Ad

Mehnat karoo saloo Indi… :slight_smile:

Its TOO BAD to post here i guess ! For once i was like “what the hell…what Miandad is saying”. Voice was so very near to original!

will someone plz send this to me: [email protected],

afridii ka peechaa sab choor kyon nahi daitay :smash: :frowning:

Re: Imagine yourself in Miandad’s shoes

Boss

Miandad is from karachi so let me karachize the statements. If you dont know what B*, M* and C* means then I can help u

*Imran and Yasir: **Pakistan needs a good start. It is crucial to build solid innings and counter Indian batting. B Don’t come back before scoring 100 runs each saaaalay

*Yoyo: **You are the architect of my team. B Keep those singles coming unless ofcourse M* Inzimam is on the other end. I want you to play atleast 30 overs.

Inzimam: Attack, Attack and Attack. Wake up G*! Move those B* fielders around. Conventional field setup won’t do. Makes sure C* Afridi doesn’t stand infront of girl’s stand.

*Aridi: * M* don’t do tutti this time. Take your time.. two sixes per over is enough. Value your wicket. You are there for more than 10 balls B*. (P.C)

Moin: Abay am not too worried about you…just keep it down behind the stumps..G* hur ball pur panic kurnay ki zaroorat nhin hai

*Shoaib: **Don’t try to do extra…just be yourself B . Keep it good length..khabardaar jo moon mein di. C* (right)

*Sami: * Ma man Imran khan says you are the Key… Don’t try to take a wicket on ever ball…If two bowlers can give us 10 overs/ 30 runs…we are good. Watch those extras no C*yapa.

Seems like Mr F has memorized that Pepsi ad. Good work, dude! :k: :hehe:

abay chup C*

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abay chup C

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Oye G*, that was F* hilarious.

i wanna know frauds bhia.. what those B* F* M* etc mean :halo:

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