A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind:
“You take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
once again the voice shouted:
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you,
andyou will die.”
The man did as he was told, just as a car came careening around the
corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh, yeah?” the man asked.
“And where the HELL were you when I got married!!!?”
**Na Kabah mai na Be-tullah na dewaroun key sayoun mai, Namaz-e-Haq ada hotien hain Talwaroun key sayoun main
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