A CERTAIN MR KHAN HAD JUST IMMIGRATED FROM PAKISTAN VIA THE BACK OF A TRUCK AND WAS HIDING ILLEGALLY IN SOME PART OF EAST LONDON.
MR KHAN GOT VERY TIRED OF HIDING FROM JACK STRAW AND HIS BOYZ AND DECIDED TO GO OUT AND EXPLORE LONDON AND DO WESTERN ‘THINGS’.
MR KHAN ENDED UP IN A BAR. HE WALKED OVER TO A COKE MACHINE A SLOTTED A COIN IN IT. TO HIS SURPRISE OUT POPPED A COKE. SO HE WENT AND GOT ABOUT £20 WORTH OF COINS AND BEGAN SLOTTING THEM IN THE MACHINE AND OBVIOUSLY OUT CAME CANS OF COKE. THIS CONTINUED FOR HALF AN HOUR AND HE HAD CREATED A LONG QUEUE BEHIND HIMSELF. THE MAN BEHIND HIM ASKED GRUDGINGLY ‘ARE YOU GOING TO LET ANYONE ELSE HAVE A GO OR WOT?’
‘CAN’T YOU SEE I’M WINNING!!!’ SAYS KHAN
yar it is a good joke,but it was a SARDAR joke...and you changed it to mr.khan..be careful he is from peshawar ..just kidding yar :):):);) ;) :):)
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Mr Oh _Twadhi Ji.....
Nice joke.....
Please tell me where you got his name from ?
Oh twadhi ?
Thanks,
MS
That was sooooo FUNNNNNY
Keep it up…
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That was alright.
But it was a little long, don’t you think
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a good one though.
nice joke :)