after much anticipation, i have finally showered and changed for 14th august :smooth:
i know ladies ( @madz124 and @Sehrysh and @Hadeel especially :halo:) please try to contain your swooning and form an orderly line in my yard.
essie, ao na.. meri viladat karo (IS VILADAT EVEN A WORD DOH? im basically trying to say come and confirm that i’ve showered and changed 
)
(this is like semviyaan all over again)
(or even rivaaj vs mizaaj)
:teary2:
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and if for some godforsaken reason my attractiveness doesn’t lure you in to my yard (
) then @Ghost14 agreed to cook for us all! YAY ghost! 
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makes the sign of the cross
sprays a can full of air freshner into t he room
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what even is that! that’s not what you said last night! 
:rawr:
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hey lets sing my shawarma song!
all together now! 1.. 2.. 3 hit it.
yay jo halka halka suroor hai
yay teri hummus ka qasoor hai
kay diet coke peena sikha diyaaaaaa
teray lamb nay
teri pickles nay
teri behki behki nigah nay mujhe ik sharaabi bana diyaaaaaaaaaAaa
@partyslims i hope you’re singing 
I’m still trying to get over the awesomeness of that avatar 
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all your shawarma brings us girls to your yard 
you smell good sweefs. used soap?
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You’ll be trying forever 
haan, lets go somewhere cosier. You can.. uh.. smell me better? 
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okay as much as I wanna get cosy.. I dont think I wanna smell you more. its not you..Its me. *hmmm yeah
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I still love you though kay?
meri beti sweefs.
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LMAO not even friendzone.. betizone?!?!?! Thats a first 
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that’s wasn’t me last night 
:cough:
actually for once she didn’t use nalay ka pani for taking a shower
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Come to my yard 
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I have ice cream…I don’t think I want you anymore 
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How can anybody not want me i even showered with soap
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Please leave. You’re disturbing the guests.
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Should i leave because the guests are swooning too much?
I’m ready!
I smell something… 
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Are there any brownies? It’s your brownies that bring me yo the yard.