Im not a happy camper these days...

Alright Straight-Up,

I'll try my hand at helping u go to sleep.....only cuz I'm up at this unearthly time, 6:17 AM. How about a lullaby?

Rock-a-bye Straight-Up
In the tree top
When the wind blows, Straight-UP will rock

I'm kidding! I always thought lullabies were kinda eerie and creepy. Like in those scary movies, such as Rosemary's Baby. The movie starts off with a soft lullaby playing through a delightful pastel colored baby room.........and it's soo
eerie......because you develop this impending sense of doom, as if any moment now, something dreadful will happen. (Shudders)

And the Rock-a-bye Baby lullaby is creepy too. Who in their right mind would put a baby on top of a tree and wait for the wind to make it fall? Why put it up in there in the first place? Now, how on earth those disturbing words can make an kid relax are beyond me! If anything, they'd make you terrified.