A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A
stranger comes buy and asks if he’s O.K.
The drunk replies by asking, “Do you know who I am?”
The stranger says “No. Who are you?”
The drunk proudly says “I’m Jesus Christ… and I can prove
it! Come with me!”
They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells
“Jesus Christ! Are you here again?”