Ilovemybaby/ies

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who is “spuck”?

you American’s change everything :rolleyes:

Its Scoop, muck, dizzy, roley, lofty, spud, travis and that cow wendy… oh and that stupid blue cat!!

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poor mama :bummer:

four kids to take care of

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Yup - he’s 13 years old, and it’s not hard labor. We don’t raise spoiled desi kids in this house - all of my children will leave home knowing how to cook Pakistani, American, and an assortment of other dishes; do laundry; mow the yard; change a tire; clean the house, including the bathroom; sew; and be respectful to other people, especially women.

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^ Good job. Now if only more women followed your lead....

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Amana.... You should knighted!

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Verizon bro wat about ur wify?
wat does she think about all this? :)

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She has a totally hands off approach. Very bad wife I got. Thats why I am always looking for a second wife. any takers. She is so bad that I cant live without her.

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^ awwwwwwww that is soo sweet :)
dont worry bro.. inshallah ur kids are going to be very good... come on they are just kids now.. but some of the sharats tat u mentions were really funny..
tat shows that kids in these countries are really wise :D

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That just shows poor upbringing, and is NOT a laughing matter.

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LOL, Verizon, you start a thread abt your kids and even there you do not miss mentioning the "2 wives" fantasy.

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^^ Sweetie I am now seriously considering Mutaa, it's cheaper, and works like a lease rather than owning.
I am working out the details on wear and tear.

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Verizon, one hitch, wrong country, in US that's a Mistress and Mama-san won't likey

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^^ Where theres a will there is a way, convert the mama move to Utah, and wallah you got yourselves a party.

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Verizon, I dont understand any part of your post… “Mutaa”, “cheaper”, “lease”, “owning”, “details”, “wear and tear”??? :confused:

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^^ After these two posts and the ones in Religion, I think Mama needs to go to the shore on vacation and leave you with your angels for the weekend - Memorial Day coming up.

Mama --> just say a decision of this magnitude deserves the attention it demands for it's lifestyle changes and relationship impact and you must ponder in solitude with limited distractions and a credit card or two :D

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Mutaa is a marriage in Islam that is short lived meaning the couple decides to marry for 6 month or 1 hour, just enough to legalize the inner workings.
It is cheaper to a have mutta'd wife than a real one, cause the real one you gotta put up with till death do you part (and there is still a question of do we meet again in eternity or do I get my 72 virginia slims(I know its a myth, but let me be happy just thinking about them)).

In lease you own the car for a period of time then you return the car and pay for wear and tear. Now apply that to humans.

Hope this helps.

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you remind me of that guy who proposed me long long time ago who said he lived with a girl performing something like what you have described above. i was shocked at knowing such a thing existed in Islam and he also said that this was allowed in "Shia" stream of muslims and not sunni. he was a brilliant mind. very very clever. but with a strange mysterious life.

im sure this is the same thing which he told me he performed with her.

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I dont discriminate between Shia’s and Sunni’s /Wahabi Sharabis etc.. Whats good for them must be good for me. If he proposed to you while baffing another is pretty brilliant :sarcastic: and very clever.

So tell us what happened? Did you agree or you ran to your mama and papa.
“mama papa mujhe bachao iss evil admin seh”

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LOL

yeah he was very very clever. LOL no, i dont need mama and papa to save me from evil. i refused. as simple as that. and to discourage, i made sure to tell him whenever he called where i was and whoever was with me. this was sufficient cz he was looking for an innocent little homey wife who would love to become the mother of his kids and not ask him many questions no matter what he does, etc. so...... he got the message he was looking in the wrong direction.

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Maybe you got the wrong message, maybe he was looking for a time controlled wife.