Re: If your MIL gets kidnapped?
That can be a serious problem.
Hide his phone, let him borrow yours.
Answer his phone and say:
"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, would you like to order from our value deal? " 
Re: If your MIL gets kidnapped?
That can be a serious problem.
Hide his phone, let him borrow yours.
Answer his phone and say:
"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, would you like to order from our value deal? "