If your MIL gets kidnapped?

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and now someone else can shave her privates and flush her **** in the toilet. :@:

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shudders

Allah rehm karay, may no one be assigned such tasks. The mil accounts we read here are bad enough.

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^^ wait what?! that's a joke right?
No one does that for their MIL... right?

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i vill launch a rescue mission lead by special forces composed of MILs of assorted guppans. kidnapper, teri to bari baraat aane wali hai :smokin:

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If I change my number, they may call hubby who will pay the ransom…:nono:

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Cafe gets no love :vivo: :mad:

:naak:

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They will neither confirm nor deny.

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Don't forget your own mother must be a MIL to someone! Don't wish such things on people which you dare not imagine for your own. Even said in jest, some of the replies here are really insensitive.

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yes Allah c hamesha reham ki dua maangani chahiye no doubt but more important thing to mention here is that may Allah give good health to all so that they don't get dependent on anyone at all.

i am sure no mentally stable and enabled person would want to have even their servant forget the dil shave them, etc.

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See what I mean; if it were in the cafe, nobody would take it seriously. By now we would be discussing ransom or some such.

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But Cafe is like a limbo place...where a thread like this will die, but still continue living. It's a horrible maut, where the topic will die out when someone posts corny and inane...like I dunno bhindi or something....and another cafe'ite will think that's hilarious and before you know it ...the thread will live to be 20 some pages of randomness and head-knocking, tongue-flipping, smilies. The topic dies, the thread lives on. It's the living dead. Limbo.

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Much like this thread…just in a more prestigious zipcode :vivo:

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Oho we are only joking. I am sure noone would want anything bad happen to anyone

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I'm LOL'ing so hard at this thread and the posters replies.
grabs some popcorn

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Speak for yourself! (I think I mean this as a joke)

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That can be a serious problem.

Hide his phone, let him borrow yours.

Answer his phone and say:

"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, would you like to order from our value deal? " :slight_smile:

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^And that is why you shouldn't do memes.

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^ :smack:

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Huh? :confused: I mean yea….it’s only a joke. Long and healthy life wishes for MIL. :whistling:

LOL…. :biggthumb:

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This is why you don’t internet without a manual.