If You Won The Lottery...

Re: If You Won The Lottery…

lol

Reminds me that joke: Let me re-write that from memory.

A guy wakes up in the morning and cried “O’ God I trusted you, prayed to you everyday. Still I did not win the lottery today.”

Next week he said again the same thing and continues to pray everyday for next week.

Third week he said: “I do not think you listen to me God! When am I going to win the lottery?”

All of a sudden a thunder was heard and a loud voice came from sky.

"O’ my beloved creation! Meet me half way.

At least go out and buy a ticket!"