tsk tsk tsk hayaa, you can't hide your blood thirsty, killin happy self from us now.
If I was really a killer, those bloody squirrels wouldn’t still be hopping around in my backyard after eight months!
But perhaps wanting to kill something is just as bad as committing it, ah I think I have sinned. 
My friend, when you see greckles attack every other bird species and drive them away from food that I kept there, you will understand why I want to get rid of them. Before I started killing them and hanging their bodies on the branches, they were eating $5 worth of birdfeed every day all by themselves. We have finches, swallows, jays, cardinals, chickadees, woodpeckers, yellow warblers and many more bird species in our backyard. All the food left for these birds was eaten by greckles wich is a very aggressive bird species. No, siree I don’t feel bad about killing them. They are the cockroaches of the bird world.
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Not again 
… I swear these squirrels just want to come under my car. Its not my fault 
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murderer!!
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Murder has to be premeditated and I tried to swerve but it didn’t help. Suchi.
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No murder is murder; unjustified killing is wrong be it intentional or accidental. Buhut afsos huwa Ajee. I would repent immediately by helping the needy and sending me gifts and chocolates and such. :queen:
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Ajee, I just finished pm-ing you my real address, for the fifteenth time. Now don't incur any more of God's wrath by keeping me waiting, I need my chocolate damnit!
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Got it! I sent the choclate through Pakistani dak~khana, you should receive it eventually.