If wishes were Bollywood movies...

If wishes were Bollywood movies…

… and you were offered a plum role in one of them, what would you choose - a commercial Karan Johar flick like Kal Ho Na Ho or Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, an art movie like Ankur or Bhumika, or a good old Madhubala-Dilp Kumar starrer like Mughal-e-Azam or Tarana?

We asked some movers and shakers of the glamour world what they would want to play and they came up with some interesting and unusual choices… from the ‘bahu’ of Saheb, Bibi Aur Ghulam, to ‘Circuit’ of Munna Bhai MBBS to Veer-Zaara’s Veer Pratap Singh…

By Shanaz Ramzi
Illustrations: Aman A. Khan

Humayun Saeed

        "The cast doesn't matter, but the director and the plot would be very important for me, if I were to act in an Indian movie. It would have to be a Yash Chopra (Lamhe), Mani Ratnam (Dil Se) or Ram Gopal Varma (Bhoot) film and the dialogues would have to be by Gulzar. But, if I must select from a released Bollywood film, then I'd like to play Shahrukh Khan's role in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge."

Seemi Pasha

        "I would never act in a commercial movie because I can't dance so if I were to act in an Indian movie, it would definitely be an art movie. However, I don't like any of the male protagonists that are normally featured in art films, so my hero would have to be Sunil Shetty or Shahrukh Khan or Sanjay Dutt. But, if I have to choose one Indian movie, I think it would be Veer-Zaara, which is like a semi-art film, and I would like to play Preity Zinta's role opposite Shahrukh Khan."

Samina Peerzada

        "I don't think I'd like to be in any movie that has already been screened. I'd want to act in a Bollywood film that is written specially for me and has a female-oriented, rather than male-dominated, which is common in most films today. However, teamwork is very important to me so I would like to have a good producer and director, like Mani Ratnam (Dil Se) or Sanjay Leela Bhansali (Devdas), and the music would also have to be to my liking. I'd like to star opposite Aamir Khan. However, if I must pick one film that's already been screened, it would have to be from the black-and-white era - one of Nutan's, Waheeda Rehman's or Meena Kumari's roles. Meena Kumari's role in Saheb, Bibi aur Ghulam is close to my heart."

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If i understand it correctly then the title of the thread is not appropriate.

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the closest humayun saeed will get to bollywood films is watching 'em on cable. he thinks he is one hell of a stud, so full of himself.

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On the contrary, the thousand-thumkas-a-minute Bolly trash flicks are not worthy of Humayun Saeed. He looked fab in the ultra classy Inteha. He is a stud, and yes, stars are usually full of themselves, so grow up :smiley:

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no one asked me but what the hell. I would choose to be in a high-budget commercial film. I would fall in love with the girl while dancing in switzerland. She will not like me at first but after I serenade her with 2 songs and dance number, she will fall in my arms. I would than proceed to beat up the villain that is trying to get it on with my girl. Needless to say, the villain would be a paki ****. I would burn a paki butt ugly flag and call muhammad ali jinnah a pedophile pervert. Oh did I mention my girl will also be paki. Anyway, her dad would be strongly against our marriage. He will call me a hindu **** and vow to destroy mera bharat mata. I won't stand for it and beat the crap out of my future father in law. In the end, my future wife would be able to convince my paki ******* father in law that all indians are flower throwing peaceniks. And how all pakis are mullah ******* and we should forget to hate. In the final scene, she will come to hindustan and we will get married in a traditional hindu ceremony. Me putting the "sidoor" in her head would be the final shot. Yep, that's the movie I would wanna be in. :)

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atlanta ur hindu :eek: i shoulda known from the pic!

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vah, you’re hindu? mashallah

edit: ok i see someone already made my joke…meh

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You got yourself a big hit in “Pakistan”.

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^ it's already amusing to see you all lined up :p