If we have to find a bride for CM

_Passionate · March 1, 2012, 1:25am

Re: If we have to find a bride for CM

Needs to have a sizeable rack.

Needs to grasp and speak policitcs …but also have a humor and just as easily switch over to an inane discussion like how the keema should be cooked.

CM proudly admits to being a Mama’s boy…so she needs to be able to deal with that (this lil bit here eliminates ALL Guppans).

Needs to be into rubber duckies.

Has to be able to put up with his gaming, sheesh-smoking, discussing his job and associated abbreviations all the time, cats (eeeew!), flatulence, occasional temper tantrums and demonic possession.

Needs to be able to put him in place often…because he gets out of line…OFTEN.

Needes to be at least 5 feet tall…so our tiny troll can look up to her.

It would be more fun if we had to list qualities that would drive him up the wall instead.

haha. That list is super specific.