If we have to find a bride for CM

CM’s threads made me realize how can one find a bride for CM. What would be CM’s priorities :hehe:

Lets Discuss CM you can tell also :chai:

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Sammiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has to know how to make sammiches. And also needs to learn how to make gajar ka halwa like his mom makes :D

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Being interlekchual. Or into video games

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A girl who will interrupt his video game time only to serve him sammiches.

Why UZ, are you trying to find out if you fit the criteria? :clown:

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apparently she has to wear short skirts and be able to sit like a guy… :rolleyes:

j/k

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and god forbid if the girl's mother is even slight bit attractive. CM ke maasoom dimagh main ganday ganday khayal aa'ne lugain ge. We have to find a girl for him with ugliest mother possible.

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Silly I am married but I am just trying to do it because he is too much in life1 with his fantasies :stuck_out_tongue:

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Probably something like 40-24-36, and she has to like hairy backs.

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^^^while serving sammiches

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It seems that we will find a gal for CM at Subway.

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she has to be into politics

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:omg:

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And be able to dodge mines, understand secret code, pass top security clearance and not mind being a Bond girl....all while making sammiches of course

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:sadiyah:

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in a miniskirt

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  1. Needs to have a sizeable rack.
  2. Needs to grasp and speak politics …but also have a humor and just as easily switch over to an inane discussion like how the keema should be cooked.
  3. CM proudly admits to being a Mama’s boy…so she needs to be able to deal with that (this lil bit here eliminates ALL Guppans).
  4. Needs to be into rubber duckies.
  5. Has to be able to put up with his gaming, sheesha-smoking, frequently discussing his job and associated abbreviations which he erroneously assumes everyone knows what they stand for , his cats (eeeew!), flatulence, occasional temper tantrums and demonic possession.
  6. Needs to be able to put him in place often…because he gets out of line…OFTEN.
  7. Needs to be highly educated. This mainly entails proficiency in the kitchen.
  8. Needs to be at least 5 feet tall…so our tiny troll can look up to her. :stuck_out_tongue:

It would be more fun if we had to list qualities that would drive him up the wall instead. :chai:

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CM just confirmed that Valimah ceremony will going to be in Kabul, and honeymoon in Herat. :@:

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haha. That list is super specific. :chai:

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He’s leaving me? :teary2:

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Awww. boo. :hugz: