if u can read hindi...then.... its a general old joke...

jeans · June 19, 2015, 7:38am

एक औरत अपनी पड़ोसन को बता रही
थी
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औरत : “तुझे पता है , 20 साल तक
मेरी
कोई औलाद नहीं हुई ”.
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पड़ोसन हैरानी से : “तो फिर तूने
क्या
किया ?”.
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औरत : “फिर मैं 21 साल की हुई तो
मेरे
पापा ने मेरी शादी करदी ….. फिर जा
के मुन्ना हुआ “.

jeans · June 19, 2015, 7:40am

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English would have killed the funnnnnn... Of it.....

Southie · June 19, 2015, 10:23am

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Munne ki amma
Ye tho Bata
Tere bete ke abba ka
Naam kya hai

jeans · June 20, 2015, 12:27am

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Yeah Right…there was a better way of saying you understand Hindi… Didnt need to type this..it nowhere says that munna was mine…
Baki…Abba husnwalion k shikar ho gye…so Ab hum nam nhi liya krte…

Southie · June 20, 2015, 12:55am

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My post was addressed to the aurat. Who r u?

jeans · June 20, 2015, 1:00am

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Then…you should have stated so… Aur tumne naam Jaan k kya krna hai…supari doge
Pattolaal tha…Ab btao…

Southie · June 20, 2015, 1:02am

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Not asking for ur name. Just asking what u r doing in this thread. Who r u.mwhy r u here.

jeans · June 20, 2015, 1:04am

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For non Hindi readers
Ek aurat Apni padosan ko bta rhi thi..
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Aurat: tujhe pta hai 20 saal tak meri Koi aulad nhi hui...

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Padosan(hairani se):- toh Phr tune kya kiya...

Aurat: phir mein 21 saal ki hui toh papa ne meri shadi krna Di tab ja kr..... Khin munna hua.....

jeans · June 20, 2015, 5:16am

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U know my name ....its Madhu sudhani....I was talking abt Abbas name....:p

Southie · June 20, 2015, 5:22am

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I honestly didn't know you were that person!

jeans · June 20, 2015, 5:27am

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Dhat ....Teri ki.....:D

Anjul · September 26, 2015, 3:41pm

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Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan
ho tum??
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Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop
yaad hai
jahan tumein ek diamond ka set
pasand aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi
the ki main
wo tumhein leke de sakun..
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Wife: Haan yaad hai...
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Husband: Phir maine tumse kaha
tha ki ek
din main tumhein wo zaroor leke
dunga..
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Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan
Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
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Husband: Main uski sath wali shop
mein baal
katwa raha hu.

Southie · September 26, 2015, 4:02pm

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Baal baal Bach gaya

Anjul · September 26, 2015, 4:13pm

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ghar pahunchne ke baad pata nahi sar pe baal bache honge ke nahi husband ke :)

chapter_2 · September 28, 2015, 1:26pm

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I am not from New York's bastion of honour Republic! I am Reyno chick, with Chicago's ole trench gettis!

Anjul · September 28, 2015, 1:55pm

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एक रात एक आशिक ने चाँद से पूछा कि मेरा महबूब क्या कर
रहा है ?
तो चाँद बोला: "बेटा देख , पहली बात तो ये , कि मै
तेरे बाप का नौकर नहीं हूँ "
दूसरी बात ये , कि इतनी ऊपर से कुछ नज़र
नहीं आता ...
...और तीसरी बात ये कि ये छिछोरापन तुम लोग
ज़मीन तक ही रखो...

Eik raat ek aashiq ne chaand se poochha ki mera mahboob kya kar raha hai?

toh chaand bola: " beta dekh, pahli baat toh ye, ki mai tere baap ka naukar nahi hun"

doosri baat ye, ki itani upar se kuchh nazar nahi aataa...

.....aur teesari baat ye ke ye chhichhoraapan tum log zameen tak hi rakho...