If these Retarded ever succeed in Pakistan

There is limit in tolerating these retarded mullahs in Pakistan. If these retards would insist, they should know that Pakistan is not Afghanistan where retards could ever succeed. If tolerance of majority would go, there would be no place for these retards to hide. They believe that they are following Islam but in reality, they are no more then misguided, retarded, mentally abnormal, and evil. They should be declared Fitna and should be eliminated. Earlier the better. Still …Just in case.

If these Retards ever succeed in Pakistan: Soon new laws of Pakistan, under new ruler Khalifa Mullah Retard would come:

If you do not want to follow Allah, do not worry, Allah will judge you after death, not before, neither Allah would send angels to punish you.

If you do not want to follow Khalifa Mullah Retard and his debased beliefs, start worrying, Khalifa will judge you in your this life, won’t wait to punish you after death. Khalifa Mullah Retard would send danda bardaar Ninja (Niqabi) girlies and Retard followers to teach you lesson and break your nose.

It does not matter if you disobey and do not follow the commands of Allah, as Allah is most merciful and most forgiving, Allah may forgive you.

But Khalifa Mullah Retard would make sure that you obey and worship him, his debased beliefs, and his commands, else he would send his Retard followers with dynamites strapped to blow themselves up along with you.

Thus, here are some orders of Living God on Paki land, Khalifa Mullah Retard:

Anyone without beard: 80 lashes on bare bum, and for future, forced to keep beard, not for Allah sake as that cannot be forced, but keep beard for the sake of the Khalifa Mullah Retard and to obey his commands.

Anyone is not found doing salaat, paying zakat, keeping saum (roza), get worried, because from today, salaat, Zakat, Saum, is not for Allah, it would be for Khalifa Mullah Retard. If it was for Allah, it would have been voluntarily. Not obeying command of Khalifa Mullah Retard means, you are murtid (of his religion), hence you are to be punished badly or executed.

Anyone hearing Music: Khalifa Mullah Retard order is to seal the ears of these people with molten iron. It does not matter that if Music is halal, haram or controversial, Khalifa Mullah Retard does not like music and that should be enough for all to obey his command. Hence if anyone dares to hear Music, they should be prepared to get molten iron poured in their ears. It gives lot of joy to Khalifa Mullah Retard, as he has some element of being sadist too, and thus enjoys inflicting miseries to others.

Girl found in public without Ninja dress (Niqab), big crime. Khalifa Mullah Retard seeing such girls gets into sexual ecstasy that increases his blood pressure and could cause him heart attack, hence punishment is that his Retard followers would throw acid on the face of all such girls.

By law, all his Retard followers would like to have four Ninja (Niqabi) girls in their harem. But that is unfair when Allah allows slave ‘right hand possessed too’ for enjoyment. Khalifa Mullah Retard wants his Retard followers to stay happy. Hence girls that are caught without Ninja dress (without Niqab), if any Retard follower would like them, No Retard follower would throw acid on their face, rather she would be declared kafir and would be given status of slave girl. Hence, she would receive 80 lashes instead of acid on her face, and then Retard follower that likes her would take her home as slave, to serve him in all ways, as right hand possessed girl.

Further laws .. anyone’s guess.

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Something I can agree with you on. And that is why I can never understand how some misguided Muslims could have agreed (many still do obviously) with Taliban rule when they were so clearly against Islamic teachings.

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some one is pissed off :hehe:

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I don't know...What purpose does burning of CD's/Albums serve???

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  Its long story, I feel I know a bit why? :chai:. If I get time, I will try to explain that. Though causes are many, some I am mentioning as under.

It is difficult to go into all the causes, nevertheless, in few words: No Muslim that has a little knowledge of Islam ever agreed with Taliban. Though, people that look knowledgeable, not because of their knowledge but because of their appearance, did misguided number of innocent Muslims in believing on debased Islam of Taliban (and similar other debased beliefs labelled as Islamic). In this, Shaitan (with the help of worldly Shaitanic powers) helped them in every way.

** Fault lies with Muslims themselves. Just ask yourself or look around. You would realise that people that become vanguard in society, through out history, most were from that important middle class group of society**. Upper class stay normally aloof as society does not effect them much and lower class stay normally detached as their struggle to survive keeps them consumed.

Unfortunately, priority of important middle class Muslim families over last many centuries for their intelligent and capable children was, to become professionally educated, so that they can earn good living. Those children that were incapable, they were mostly the ones that were sent to get religious education. Even amongst those that got religious education, intelligently upper tier got back into those professions that were linked to making good living in this world.

Now, it is anyone’s guess about people that were left in religious fields? They were mostly retards (other then exceptional few). Now, these retards have come back to haunt the Muslim society.

Today, for most Muslims, three things that determines that a person is Aalim-e-deen are:

** 1. Darhi descending dar-e-Khatna:** That means, their beard is reaching down (descending) to the door of circumcision.
** 2. Payncha ascending sar-e ghutna:** That means, their Payncha (lower part of trouser, shalwar, or whatever) going up (ascending) toward ghutna (Knee).
** 3. Aqal residing zair-e-tukhna:** That means, their intelligence living (residing) below their tukhna (Ankle).

To become complete Aalim, that is, to become leader of retards, add two more things in above three:
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4.**** Arabic language:** ability to say few arabic sentences.
5. Ratta-fi-cation: Remembering of few Quranic ayahs and hadiths, along with explanations according to their misguided teachers.

These days, if anyone fulfils above appearance, character, dressing code, few sentences of Arabic, and some quote from Quran and Hadith, that person is considered as Aalim-e-deen of higher order, even though he could be actually retard, without any ability to think or understand anything.

Other Muslims, most of them ignorant of Islam, would believe such retards, whatever they say or do, unquestioned and blindly. It is as if, for these ignorant Muslims, any words uttered by these retards are taken as words of Allah. Thus you can see a lot of supports for Taliban amongst ignorant Muslims and retarded so-called ulemas.

** Believe me! you fulfil just two requirements I mentioned above, that is of darhi and Payncha. Then start talking any BS to anyone starting your sentence with ‘As’Salaam wa’alaikum Ya Akhi’ and claim it to be Islam. You will be surprised how many would call you sheikh and would consider you Aalim. Not only that, they will believe all BS you will say, as if whatever you are saying is word of Allah.**

For example: Late Shaikh Bin Baz, grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia is one of the so-called scholars (Aalim-e-deen), supporter of Taliban, well, actually guide for Taliban, was so influential amongst ignorant Muslims, that his fatwa for them means word of Quran, and many would have died for him.

He gave fatwa that world is flat and whoever amongst Muslims thinks otherwise is atheist, deserving punishment of Murtid (according to him means execution).

Here is fatwa of Sheikh (grand Mufti) Bin Baz, one of the most influential and famous official grand Mufti of Saudia, who was involved enacting most of Saudi Shariah laws: According to his fatwa, Muslims who disputes that earth is flat, are atheist and deserve punishment (that is his interpretation of Islam). For him only those idiots are Muslims who believe that earth is flat. Here is the fatwa.

“In The Name Of Allaah, The Most Merciful, The Bestower of Mercy. “The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished.” [Muslim religious edict, 1993, Sheikh Abdel-Aziz Ibn Baz, Supreme religious authority, Saudi Arabia. Fatwa came through the Permanent committee for Islamic Research and Fatwa, whose head was Bin Baz]”

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its the new sixth pillar man..courtesy of lal masjid lalloo

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Its long story, I feel I know a bit why? :chai:. If I get time, I will try to explain that. Though causes are many, some I am mentioning as under.

It is difficult to go into all the causes, nevertheless, in few words: No Muslim that has a little knowledge of Islam ever agreed with Taliban. Though, people that look knowledgeable, not because of their knowledge but because of their appearance, did misguided number of innocent Muslims in believing on debased Islam of Taliban (and similar other debased beliefs labelled as Islamic). In this, Shaitan (with the help of worldly Shaitanic powers) helped them in every way.

Fault lies with Muslims themselves. Just ask yourself or look around. You would realise that people that become vanguard in society, through out history, most were from that important middle class group of society

So true.
It is so unfair.For those masses that the level of understanding and learning is through these means only.It is quite saddening to see. Islam it self is such a good example of a marraige between rules and logic and these people are ot only ruining it for the people following them in a cult like obsession but also for the people who already are all so apprehensive about Muslims and Islam in general..Basically making a mockery of so called their ultimate Islam in front of the whole world.They are having a field day..wat else did we need.these mullahs, instead of doing something constructively only are using this as sending the worst message to not only present but future generations
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1. Darhi descending dar-e-Khatna: That means, their beard is reaching down (descending) to the door of circumcision.
2. Payncha ascending sar-e ghutna: That means, their Payncha (lower part of trouser, shalwar, or whatever) going up (ascending) toward ghutna (Knee).
3. Aqal residing zair-e-tukhna: That means, their intelligence living (residing) below their tukhna (foot ankle).

4. Arabic language: ability to say few arabic sentences.

**5. Ratta-fi-cation: Remembering of few Quranic ayahs and hadiths, along with explanations according to their misguided teachers. **

These days, if anyone fulfils above appearance, character, dressing code, few sentences of Arabic, and some quote from Quran and Hadith, that person is considered as Aalim-e-deen, even though they could be actually retards, without any ability to think or understand anything.

Other Muslims, most of them ignorant of Islam, would believe them retards whatever they say or do, unquestioned and blindly. It is as if, for these ignorant Muslims, any words uttered by these retards are taken as words of Allah. Thus you can see a lot of supports for Taliban amongst ignorant Muslims and retarded so-called ulemas.

Believe me! you fulfil just two requirements I mentioned above, that is of darhi and Payncha. Then start talking any BS to anyone starting your sentence with ‘As’Salaam wa’alaikum Ya Akhi’ and claim it to be Islam. You will be surprised how many would call you sheikh and would consider you Aalim. Not only that, they will believe all BS you will say, as if whatever you are saying is word of Allah.

For example: Late Shaikh Bin Baz, grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia is one of the so-called scholars (Aalim-e-deen), supporter of Taliban, well, actually guide for Taliban, was so influential amongst ignorant Muslims, that his fatwa for them means word of Quran, and many would have died for him.

He gave fatwa that world is flat and whoever amongst Muslims thinks otherwise is atheist, deserving punishment of Murtid (according to him means execution).

Here is fatwa of Sheikh (grand Mufti) Bin Baz, one of the most influential and famous official grand Mufti of Saudia, who was involved enacting most of Saudi Shariah laws: According to his fatwa, Muslims who disputes that earth is flat, are atheist and deserve punishment (that is his interpretation of Islam). For him only those idiots are Muslims who believe that earth is flat. Here is the fatwa.

“In The Name Of Allaah, The Most Merciful, The Bestower of Mercy. “The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished.” [Muslim religious edict, 1993, Sheikh Abdel-Aziz Ibn Baz, Supreme religious authority, Saudi Arabia. Fatwa came through the Permanent committee for Islamic Research and Fatwa, whose head was Bin Baz]”
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:rotfl:..love the names especially Payncha ascending sar-e ghutna…and the aqal one:omg:…so very true:D

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i think these acts of mullahs will create more hatred of already muslims towards islam....islam can never be implemented with force....never ever ....throughout in history.....

well regarding fatwa of Ibne BAaz....we can differ on him at 100 's of issues ..but we should also consider his excellent ruingson thousands of matters...nobody is 100% correct...ideality is nowhere...even 4 great imams corrected many things in fiqah long after in thier lives...so taking one fatwa of sucha great reputed aalim and ridivculke him...in my humble opinion..is not a good thing..

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I propose Saleem's should be credited with 5 posts in his counter for every one post he makes..i am sure the no. of words in his single post r more than 10-12 posts of other members combined. :p

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These retarted ones will never succeed because no one (even the MMA) wants to be associated with them. They people of Islamabad are horrified by their actions and are looking to the govt to take strict action against them. These people will either be humiliated in a show down with security forces, or just scurry away like rats when they know no one is with them

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I'd support Israeli style actions against these Islamists.