There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress, singing in
the rain.
By the end of the movie the hero would find his long lost mom,
dad,sister and brother before the ship sinks.
It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.
The movie would be called “Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya”. (if you’ve
loved,
why die?)
The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in
the
cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the
first
drops of water.
7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine’s father to teach a lesson to
the
hero because he disagrees their relation.
8. None of the people would float for long because of the saris.
9. The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa (Religious hymn) and ring
Gantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to
another ship.
10. And can you imagine how many times we would hear
“BACHAOOOO!!!”?
(HELP!!)
Read this before.Let me add to it though.
1.The heroine and her mother, mother-in-law will sing a devotional song and SaiBaba will melt the iceberg like in Ram-Robert-Rahim