There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
It’s seven and half-hours long.
The movie would be called “Doobta Hua Pyar”.
Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di’ Caprio = played by Salman Khan.
The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear “Bachaoooo”!!!
PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and
yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
The villain would be probably Shakti Kapur and he will attempt to rape Madhuri atleast once.
When people realize the boat will sink soon, they all sing a bhajan. Hero's mother confronts the idol, "Mainay aaj tak tumsay kuch naheen maangaa. Tumnay Salman ki shirt gumaee, main chup rahee...."
And the captain of the ship will turn out to be their long lost uncle. The ship will not sink till their injured mother dies after delivering a half hour speech narrating her life story, during which the audience commit suicide
and there rain scene will be accompanied by heroine wearing a silk sari and hero trying to behave as much like gentleman as possible. i never understood why hindi film heroes give away real opportunities and still get another one.
hero will offer to jump off the boat to reduce its weight. but looking at 5'5'' salman, people will decide that it wont be much help.
annu malik will direct music. Two of 10 songs will be straight lifts from NFAK, 4 will be lifted from recent european album. Though nobody suspects the rest four to be original, peole are digging several tapes to find from where they are lifted and gosh they find it to be from Sardar Malick's composition. People give up 'akhir uske baap ki dhun hain'.
I am not Pakistani, Pakrose. BTW, what would happen if it was a Pakistani movie.
lemme guess.. heroine's dress gets stuck to nail on the deck of the ship and the sleeve gets torn and slowly her complete right hand is seen open. Pakistan censor gives A certificate to the movie due to this one scene and people throng the theatre to see her naked hand.
[This message has been edited by ZZ (edited January 10, 2000).]
In case of a Pakistani movie, Sultan Rahi would go under water and hold the ship up with his gandaasa till all the passengers were saved, except for his mother, girlfriend, and the villain. Then Sultan Rahi would jump back on the sinking ship, and he and the villain would have an hour long fight on the broken deck, and the audience wont for a second wonder why the ship hasnt sunk yet. However, the villain is thrown overboard, mother dies of exhaustion, the ship sinks, the heroine clings onto a small piece of wood, ala Kate winslet, and sultan rahi stands by in knee deep water, saying....oye rani...tun nai marna..tun budhi ho kay marein gi!! but alas, the heroine dies, and sultan rahi drowns (in knee deep water)