If the Titanic was made in India

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
1

If the Titanic was made in India:

  1. There would be ten times as many people on the ship.

  2. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain

  3. By the end of the movie, he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother

  4. It’s seven and a half hours long

  5. The movie would be called ‘Doobta Hua Pyar’

  6. Kate Winslet would be played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonardo DiCaprio by Salman Khan

  7. The boat would sink because there would be too many people on it

  8. None of the people would float for long because of the saris

  9. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat

  10. Wait a minute, it was an indian movie if you think about it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear ‘Bachhaoooo!!!’

Dreams won’t come true if you only want them to, but they will when you know they can.