Spoiler Alert : these jokes are based on the new hollywood movie I AM LEGEND, if you wish to watch this film, then please DO NOT read any further.
*I just finished watching this movie. I liked it. I was just making an entry for my blog, so pasting here what I wrote there. Enjoy reading it, and please add your own points too if you can think of some.
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- Will Smith nay roz uth kar subah “NEDO” ka DOOD peena tha, aur saath mai fridge say roz subah uth kar chaye mai RASS dabo kar khanay thay.
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LOGO nay shehar chor kar nahi bhagna tha, sab Pakistani during the day, electronic stores and jewelery SHOPS mai daakay maar rahe hongay, and calling cards jamma kar rahe hongay dukaan dukaan say.
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Will Smith played GOLF , Pakistani version mai hero kissi gali mai beth kar “kaanchay” khel raha ho ga.
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Will Smith ko film kay beech mai “do kuttay” paray thay, Pakistani version mai kuttay bhonk bhonk kar hi mar jayengay pehlay scene mai, kamzori say.
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Will Smith roz neechay ja kar EXPERIMENT karta tha, Pakistani version mai neechay roz aik band kamray mai MUJRA dikhaya jaye ga.
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Pakistani version mai “Creatures” use nahi hongay, but there will be used makeup walay khusray , jo nehar kay paani say raat ko upar ayengay.
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Will Smith end mai grenade say marta hai, Pakistani Version mai grenade nahi challay ga because wo 2nr ka MADE IN CHINA ka ho ga, and creatures hero ko kha jayengay.
Please add more if you can*