If punjabi heroes ever go to Hollywood

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Barbie_Girl July 12, 2005, 5:12am 1

For Example

Aliens

When all the Aliens would come running at our punjabi hero, he would look at them, give a false crooked moustache smile, take out his ’ gandasa’ put his right foot out followed by his right shoulder, then put his left foot out followed by his left shoulder. Spit out a pan stanied spit which will be more acidic than the Aliens spit and then yell a ground breaking, earth shattering, ear crushing OYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! which would make the aliens stop in their tracks, look at each other and then turn tail and run away helplessly yelping like dogs, Then Ripley would look at our hero, swoon and say" My Janiiii" And then they would break in to a song.

faizy July 12, 2005, 5:29am 2

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ummm.. i hate to bring (my) lota into this scenario.. but with weight, situation, and TIMING of that oye, i RATHER believe that those aliens will be looking for lotay..

i mean in that tension, KUCH bhee ho sakta hay..

and :roman: i believe i am right.. punjabi bharak is DANGEROUS yo!

Barbie_Girl July 12, 2005, 5:33am 3

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lol

Barbie_Girl July 12, 2005, 5:34am 4

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Can you give TITANIC a punjabi touch

SheeN July 12, 2005, 5:37am 5

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nice

Barbie_Girl July 12, 2005, 6:11am 6

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oh my Gosh

i imagine julia roberts doing thunderous " THUMKAS" and yelling pan stained teeth wala gujjar badmash

taaraa July 12, 2005, 1:03pm 7

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atlest she wuld not damage the fields like apni anjuman nd saima:rotfl:

PrincessSiddiqui July 12, 2005, 3:01pm 8

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lol.. i think punjabi ppl are funny.. but they wouldnt work in hollywood for there own repz..

Khumar July 12, 2005, 4:31pm 9

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i want the swing tied with the elephant rope as well.

Barbie_Girl July 13, 2005, 3:50am 10

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lol

RoCKiSTaN July 13, 2005, 4:08am 11

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The movie would suck cause all you would hear is echos.

Barbie_Girl July 13, 2005, 5:42am 12

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dont underestimate them rockie

they can do anything with their heart breaking OYEEEEEEEEE

umer.ashraf July 13, 2005, 6:02am 13

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Ohh, in this case:

Spielberg's Next Masterpiece, "Wahshi Gujar vs. Maula Jatt: whoever wins,….." will have Shan and Rana in leading roles as well as Shafqat Cheema as a 100000 years old alien helping humans along with Brad Pit as a stupid person who will still dare to fight the legendary Jatt and Gujar who have already killed trillions of people prior to this movie.

Non-religious parents

RoCKiSTaN July 13, 2005, 6:03am 14

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lol u go watch the punjabi guys i’m fine with the fantastic four that i saw

Barbie_Girl July 13, 2005, 7:44am 15

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tou ham kya laddu bantain rock

Dada_Abbaa July 13, 2005, 11:47am 16

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Here is Arnold:...

Wearing red dhoti, green Kurta, pagarr, holding a long gandaasa in hand with saleem shahi khussa in feet:

Oyeeeee Doooa tella mee ...
whoa thaaa hayckad made mee drunkad the saawar joose off thaa yougartt ??? (khatti lussi)
Oye I'ee willa nattt leeve aa singall brayth into thatt pursunn's chesst.
I'ee will kill him byee hitting so haradd with my gandaasa onto hiss headd and
I will be hittang himm till he has no breath into hiss chesatt...
OyeeeEEEEeeeeEEeeeee

taaraa July 13, 2005, 11:58am 17

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hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Barbie_Girl July 13, 2005, 12:04pm 18

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great