If proof were needed...

that desis have no idea when it comes to making decent storylines then here it is:

When was the last film you saw that was based on the sea rather than land? Considering that we refer to immigranyts as ‘off the boat’ don’t you think that this is strange?

If I had the time or the inclination, i would definitely consider either becoming a film director or a script writer. (yes i know I mentioned being an editor of a sleazy tabloid, but that’s always there as a cushion if all else fails isn’t it?)

Does anybody know of any sea-based desi films? Just look at the choice we have from Hollywood for gawd’s sake. Deep Rising, The Deep, Dead Calm, Titanic…the list goes on and on.

Shouldn’t this be looked into as a matter of concern?

I think Mann was a film which had some 'sea' scenes.

The exception proves the rule.

Mann had sea?!?!?!

Thinkin 10 years bk “khoon bari mang” had a sea where rekha was pushed in

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Xtremy they don’t totally wanna copy hollywood, yeh hein Bollywood meri jaan.

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Yea if they totally copied Hollywood, then it might make them look stupid.

Dont Stereotype

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“kaisay na karta usko main pyar, uski haseen main sukh thay hazaar, bichar gayay hum dukh ki hay baat”

Let me add White Squall to the list.....great flick.

There are many, many sea-based films done by Hollywood.

Do it Xtreme.....write the story....

Actually my point wasn't so much that we have to make sea-based films, more that for such a big industry there is no original thought. For those who are saying that they shouldn't copy Hollywood, what do you think they are doing now?

Rubbish!

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Lolly/Bollywood is far ahead of that lame Hollywood, when it comes to sea or water. There is more water used in filming those dance-in-that-transparent-sari-while-running-in-the-rain compared to the small lake where ‘Jaws’ is filmed (yeah, its even smaller than a lake, and its in the Universal Studios, which is magnified to depict an ocean in the movie).

Also, can u show any single movie in Hollywood, which can make use of a simple wood stick a.k.a. gandassa, in as many forms, and in as many movies as Lollywood managed?

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Show me a single hollywood movie where the heroine managed to change her dress 70 times during one 3 minute song.

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Xtremo, still go ahead and try your hand… even if your movie script bombs, then u can go ahead and criticize it under a pseudonym in that sleazy tabloid and no one will be any wiser. This bread is buttered on both sides.

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lolz

ha ha ha

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…and no Hollywood hero can survive with 30-40 bullets further eliminate the baddys.


“kaisay na karta usko main pyar, uski haseen main sukh thay hazaar, bichar gayay hum dukh ki hay baat”

Pristine,

my movie script would never bomb and you know it.

Lollywood I could script, direct and produce better in 2 days than the ****ty attempts that are put up for our 'pleasure' at present. and i say that with no experience in that business.

Bollywood is only a slightly better produced version of the same crap. Without a doubt they would benefit from my input. whether i want to give it is a different matter...

Bollywood films are made so young desi youth can masturbate to those heroines. I mean why else would a 16 year old male buy tons of video from my uncle's store? For me, all I need is American Pie and Shannon Elizabeth walking around naked.

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“the exception proves the rule”

I HATE that saying. Which ever ullu came up with that oxymoron should be forced to watch Titanic a million times!

The exception obviously ** disproves ** a rule!

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erm…90% of stuff coming out of any film industry is crap! Bolly wood makes probably 1 or 2 good films a year…ditto Lollywood…
Hollywood too is not that good…in the past 12 months i have seen two films which were really good…American Beauty and Gladiator…

For consistent good quality films European cinema is second to none

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erm…films with an ocean..how about Sargam?

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