Re: If Pakistan had a citizenship test
Astagfirullah
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What are skills and achievements required to become PM during PPP’s rule?
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Which of the following is most popular gem of a politician
- Degree degree hoti hai, asli ho ya naqli
- Corruption pe sab ka haq hai.
- Miti Pao
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Choose the option closest to your skin tone:
a) whiter than white
b) arab white
c) persian white
d) pakistani white
e) kashmiri white
f) pakistani brown
g) indian brown
h) srilankan brown
i) bedouin brown
j) black
between choices f to h or even b to e, nuances are only observable to a trained Pakistani eye, or those who have spent hours on these frivolities,…err…like myself.
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why Girls from Pakistan mature early?
what is Perfect age for girls to get married?
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if its NC40…you get to be called a paki citizen 
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Are you making fun of our people’s inability to classify tones in Macs shades? Let’s keep it as close to vernacular as possible.
What is your religion?
a) Islam
b) Christianity
c) Hinduism
d) Buddhism
If you chose a, what kind of Muslim are you?
a) Sunni
b) Shia
c) Wishy washy
If you chose a, which sect you belong to?
Lists all 70+ sects
If you chose a, nah…just pulling your leg.
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what man? don’t you watch sultan Rahi’s movies? He always has this huge weapon in his hand it’s called gandasa…don’t know what you’re on about?
Are you from Karachi?
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^ no he is from lahore
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Check yes if you think the British Queen is better than your mom.
If you click yes you might win a Visa and besides your mom’s parathas can’t beat them POUNDS!
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Can you sell one pound fish better than anyone?
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What is Pakistani dream?
a) fur fur English
b) a house in one of the gated communities
c) a shot at American dream
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It is game time. Do you know where your off-stump is?
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Do you know all the Bollywood stars and their ages?
How to cheat, lie and extort money from ppl in the name of legal business.
This is what it takes to be a successful Pakistani
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What is the optimal correlation between the length of a muslim man’s beard and the height above his ankle that his shalwar should reach?
a) Both lengths should be the same
b) Beard should be longer
c) Ankle length should be longer
d) No ijmaa on this point. Toss a coin.