If Pakistan had a citizenship test

Huma_1 · February 9, 2013, 3:08pm

What questions would appear on it?

ehsan · February 9, 2013, 3:14pm

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How much is your bank balance and how much of it are you prepared to give to our ghareeb muflus president.

aaliyahkhan1 · February 9, 2013, 3:36pm

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How much taxes are you paying?

Are you paying taxes?

Huma_1 · February 9, 2013, 4:14pm

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How old is Veena Malik?

(a): 16
(b): 17
(c): 18

Zafra · February 9, 2013, 4:32pm

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The only question that matters. Are you a PPP supporter?

Huma_1 · February 9, 2013, 4:39pm

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What is the national breakfast of Pakistan?

(a) Paratha
(b) Paratha with makhan
(c) Paratha with lots of makhan

Huma_1 · February 9, 2013, 4:57pm

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What is the best way to rile India up?

(a): Beat it in a cricket match
(b): Beat it in a cricket match thrice

runs

Southie · February 9, 2013, 5:18pm

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Trading in HUM(A) shares spiked in the SENSEX.

Huma_1 · February 9, 2013, 5:30pm

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What is the best online Pakistani forum?

(a) Paklinks
(b) Paklinks
(c) Paklinks

Enigmatic · February 9, 2013, 6:26pm

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Please predict when exactly would be the next cellular service shutdown by Rehman Malik ?

a) 23rd March Pakistan Day
b) Valentines day
c) ANY time any day

Enigmatic · February 9, 2013, 6:35pm

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Where would Shahbaz Sharif make the next underpass/overhead bridge?

1.From his kitchen to the dining room
2. the bathroom to bedroom
3. no more space for another underpass :hinna:
4. the above option is false. it’s shahbaz sharif. he’ll find some way

Sheeda_Pistol_1 · February 9, 2013, 7:32pm

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Complete the sentence: Woh hamsafar tha, magar … ?

a) magar usnay deodorant lagayee na thi
b) magar uskay paas ticket nahin thi
c) magar us say hamnawayee na thi

Xtron · February 9, 2013, 8:01pm

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^hahaha..

Southie · February 9, 2013, 8:39pm

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The following skills are mandatory for citizenship. Do you have them?

Fishing (outside off stump)
brick hands ( for keeper)
tuk

Huma_1 · February 9, 2013, 9:41pm

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Fill in the sentence:

Asif Zardari is the most ------------- man in Pakistan.

Warning: Don’t be cheeky. The correct answer starts with power and ends with ful.

yourfriend · February 9, 2013, 9:50pm

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Quaid e azam kay irshadaat Yeh alama iqbal kay shayrr :-l

X2 · February 9, 2013, 9:59pm

Powerfartful

diwana · February 9, 2013, 10:30pm

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Can you recite the Pakistani National Anthem?

Midnight_express_91 · February 10, 2013, 12:04am

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“Pakistan wishes to become a progressive society and embrace liberalism. With this in mind, we will use reverse gender roles to measure your suitability as a potential citizen of our fine country. All men shall be made to stand next to and defend the tandoor to the death. All women shall begin plantation with immediate effect”

McPendo · February 10, 2013, 12:39am

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What is the correct Rickshaw fare from Raja Bazar to Murree Road?

25 Rupees
45 Rupees
15 rupees and lots of dimagh khapaing with the Rickshaw wala regarding how unfair the whole fare really is. Then not paying him anything unless he accepts the 15 rupees. Also giving him a 100 rupee bill and saying “Merey pass tutay huay nahi hain.”