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New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
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We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
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The US Government would get subsidies from an auto maker first.
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The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by
a “GENERAL CAR FAULT” warning light. -
Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as
reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads. -
You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
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You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought
Car95 or CarNT, but then you would need to buy more seats. -
Occasionally your car would die for no reason and you would have to
restart it. Strangely, you would accept this as normal. -
Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you’d have to buy a new
car. -
Immediate use of the car is not possible after turning the ignition, you
will not be able to drive the car away until the engine has reached
it’s normal operating temperature. -
A special docking station will be used to enable the battery to be
recharged over night. -
Only three colors for the car would be available: cream, grey or black.
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Every driving error would be accompanied by a warning sound.
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The steering wheel would be replaced with two buttons:
Right Arrow and Left Arrow. -
At least if anything went wrong, which is inevitable, you have pages and
pages of unuseful help and troubleshooting guides.
Scorpion King
Chinese Mafia
