If Men Got Pregnant
If Men Got Pregnant:
Maternity leave would last two years, with full
pay.
There wuld be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's
#1
health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100%
effective.
All children would be kept in the hospital until
toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about
commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by
10:00 pm.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of
clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and
pickles as
main entrees.
Women would rule the world.
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”