If Men Got Pregnant....

faceup · January 23, 2000, 11:20pm

If Men Got Pregnant:
1)Maternity leave would last two years - with full pay.
2)Men would stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
3)All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
4)Natural childbirth would be obsolete.
5)Newborns would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
6)There would be a cure for stretch marks.
7)Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s Number 1 health problem.
8)People wouldn’t think that twins were cute.
9)Triplets would be subsidized by the federal government.
10)Briefcases would be designed so they could double as diaper bags.
11)Paternity suits would be a fashion line of women’s apparel.
12)All male children would have to be home by 10 pm.

Gizzy · January 23, 2000, 11:33pm

Yeah,…

But women had to impregnate them first…

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RaajDULARA · January 24, 2000, 2:25am

wow Gizzy, how come you are so intelligent ..

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Shirin · January 24, 2000, 8:11am

Hmmm.....
2)Men would stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
4)Natural childbirth would be obsolete.
5)Newborns would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
If these are reasons then I'd say, thank God women get pregnant because they have the stregth and courage to make a good job of the above.

Najim · January 24, 2000, 11:50am

Both men and women are given the responsibilities and courage to do it, men cant do women's job and women cant do mens'. So this joke or saying or whatever u call it is just gooble degook.

pakrose · January 24, 2000, 6:25pm

naa man i cant see my future husband geting peragnent.
no way.

it is not nature and only nature suits but nothing else.

but imagine seeing all ur town's men with big bally's.

Mr_Fraudia · January 24, 2000, 9:16pm

big whats?
khi khi khi khi

Mr_Fraudia · January 24, 2000, 11:20pm

If men got pregnant. govt funding for pregnancy complications research will decrease.

Ever compared the statistics of research and funding for breast cancer vs prostate cancer?

system · January 25, 2000, 12:07pm

Let’s let Nature do what Nature does best…Women are the superior beings (!)…and men becoming pregnant…unless they’re Arnie in the film junior… they’ll make a total mess of it…( Just like they make a total mess of all the other things they do !)
( excluding my sweet bhai…and my other half )

Com’on guys…

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MS

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[This message has been edited by Mem Sahib (edited January 25, 2000).]

zaraatif · January 26, 2000, 10:06pm

That's easy! If men got pregnant, society would be trying to force them to wear hijab, remain at home, etc., etc.

Mr_Fraudia · January 26, 2000, 10:15pm

and if they got divorced they would get 50% of the spouse's assets even if they did not contribute that much to it :>