If only life could be like a computer!
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If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!
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To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
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If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”.
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Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
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To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
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To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
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- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
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If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
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When you lose your car keys, click on “find”.
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“Help” with the chores is just a click away.
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You wouldn’t need auto insurance.
You’d use your diskette to recover from a crash.
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We could click on “send” and the kids go to sleep.