I must admit I didn’t come up with this on my own, but I thought we could have some fun with it also.
For the woman, finsih this sentence..
If I were a man…
For the men..
If I were a woman…
I’ll go first.
If I were a man, I’d fall asleep on the couch, then act surprised when my wife woke me up to go to bed and then claim I wasn’t sleeping even though the neighbors could hear me snoring.
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even the thought is scary
if i were a women… i would have operation and become man 
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Winning Olympic madel would be so much easier.
Never to mention NO man in my life. I be only good friend with women.
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hehe - funny post!
ok if I was a man - I would
1) order garam chai in the morning while I go in for a nice warm shower
2) Chai should be ready by the time I am out!
3) Order and shout out where is my lunch DABA? (although it would be right in front of me packed all nicely)
4) Go to work - but before going - I must look strictly at my wife that she do some house work and not stick to Gupshup ALL day
5) Come back from work - The dinner should be ready and waiting for me nice and warm
6) After dinner - sit on the couch for the next 3 hours flipping channels
7) Then it's time for bed - wife must put me to sleep - meaning massage my head - aaaah relax!
That's a life of a man!
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^ lol
our kind is not very popular ehh?
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if i was a man i would be allowed to pursue my dreams and go out late at night :@:
First off, am I a HOT woman? 
LOL at some answers specially NJ Masti 
If I were a man…
oh thats hard I like me kind 
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Im really really really happy being a woman.
But if I were a man...I would do exactly what NJMasti would do.
Because that IS the life of a man!!!
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Main ghareeb tu man bhi hoti tu bivi mujh sy hi pakwati khany:( Bas ye hai ky sara din job per adha ghanta kam or baqi waqat doston ky sath khushgapian dirty jokes ka tabadla kerny or Internet per lafatnat bazian ker ky ghar ata tu ehsan kerta tumhin kiya patta Office Politics kiya hoti hain. Tum samjhti hu sara din computer per byth ker a jat ahon office jana pery job ke siasat kitna dade sir hy phir patta chaly:mad: Aik cup chai tu bana do begam or begham kehti abby ja aj itna lad:aq: Pehly kiya kabhi bana ker di hy ju aj don gi jao kitchen main khud pee mer lo:crying:
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if i were a man i wud be flirtign with every single woman on the planet
if i were a woman err wait i am a woman nvm 
if i were a man i wud be flirtign with every single woman on the planet
See you can't blame us now... it comes naturally... :@:
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as jerry seinfeld says...if he were a woman, he'd go down to fleet week ;D
if i were a man....i'd have friends :p
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after reading some replies here m surprised and shocked, i never knew my specie (male) is that pathetic and horrible.
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Dude women always complain about us.
Ek kan sy sunneny ka dosry sy nikalny ka
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Women are so racist , they actually remove my reply which half as bad as some other replies here.
**Ab tu patta chal giya:aq:
or ju khatoon main ny paish ki hy woh meri Ideal khatoon hy kash sari bivian aysi himat or hosla or dabdaba o dabka rakhti hon tu duniya janat ban jay:cu2:
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