**A man is in court for murder and the judge says,
‘‘You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.’’
Then a voice at the back of the court says, ‘‘You… @@.‘’
The judge continues, ‘‘You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer.’’
Again the voice at the back of the court says, ''You ##…’’
The judge says, ‘****‘Now, we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! What is the problem?’’
The man at the back of the court says, ''Fifteen years I lived next door to that @#@* and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never had one…!‘’
