If humans could lay eggs

Who would be better egg layer men or women ?
Who would be better protector of the nest ?
Incubators would be foster mom or foster dad ?
One problem I see that one of them would have to sit in one corner till the egg got hatched or they could divide that duty , equality of genders.
Any more pros and cons ?

Re: If humans could lay eggs

Then we would be more humane towards other eggs.
So we wouldn't be eating egg in morning.

Re: If humans could lay eggs

lol why would u want to know the answer to tht...

i suppose men would be good sitting on the egg coz they can do tht while watching the tv at the same time.....

**To much science fiction here.................

are you calling us LIZARDS..........:(
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:omg:
Then at least women will not be nagging them for being a couch potato. :hehe:

Your eggs have already been hatched so do not worry. Just go and pick the right kind of people to fix the economy and let us handle all the chit chat here.
Your time is too precious to waste on these questions Sir.

haha - this is a very funny question =) nice laugh

it reminds me of a joke I read in the jokes section at GS - the little boy who was ready to marry - but would keep stepping on the egg - cause he did not want any babies -lol

I think ALL guys here would be open to that idea! :halo:

Re: If humans could lay eggs

:eek: thank GOd its only an if:chai:

Re: If humans could lay eggs

errrr.. so many replies all jumbled up in his mind no comment. :halo:

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*"If humans could lay eggs " *

I would buy few dozens, make an omelet and invite few "egg-less" friends for a treat.

In due time..................you will see for yourself the Eggs I lay...........will take lots a Foreign Oil to fry em!...............:)

Koi baat nahi, boil kar laiN gay...

Men wud be a better choice, u can turn on a match and they'll sit in one place..just supply them with snacks!

Women are more sensitive and caring, so they'd take care of the nest!

^ :omg:

:hehe: Good one.

Then at least women will not be nagging them for being a couch potato. :hehe:

Who would be better egg layer men or women ?
humani do lay egg .. but internally ...

Who would be better protector of the nest ?
both take care to protect ferterlized egg

Incubators would be foster mom or foster dad ?
Mom has built-in incubator .. so no doubt ...

One problem I see that one of them would have to sit in one corner till the egg got hatched or they could divide that duty , equality of genders.
Any more pros and cons ?


Nah, we'd call them lazy buggers! I also wish the eggs were colored...I'd make a guy sit on pink eggs how cute!

**Remember the Panic about ....................Year 2000

that I think was the biggest "EGG" laid in the West..............

must have been due to all them ZERO's in Y2K.......:(
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Imagine a guy sitting on a nest infront of the tv watching a Pakistan vs India cricket match! He'd prolly jump up and back down so hard (when Afridi goes for 4 and out) that he'd smash all the cute pink eggs!