If ‘Titanic’ was made in India.
- There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. > > 2.
There
would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White dress,
singing in
the > rain. > > 3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long
lost
mom, dad, sister > and brother. > > 4. It would be a
seven-and-half-hour
movie with three intervals. > > 5. The movie would be called “Pyaar
Kiya
To Marna Kya”. > > 6. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and
brother
will float
in
the > cold water > for days and yet survive. The villain will drown
in
the first
drops
of > water. > > 7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine’s father to
teach a
lesson
to
the > hero. > > 8. None of the people would float for long because of
the
saris. > > 9. The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and ring
Gantees,
and
a
ray of > light > would come and transport the musicians to another
ship.
- And can you imagine how many times we would hear
“BACHAOOOO!!!”?