If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:
- Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
- English Babu Desi Mem.
- Brain marries Beauty!?
- Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe…!?
Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera… - The next version of Windows will be “Windows MD.”
- Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.
- Relax guys! they’ll only go for a virtual honeymoon.
- Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..
- Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain
- Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera…
- Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai…
- Bill Will, Gates Wates… Main kya jaanu re… !