If AOL built cars:
- The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH
speedometer. - The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track
tape player. - The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect
this and try again later. - The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver
from seeing better cars. - AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it’s the
NEW model. - Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just “lock-up”
for no apparent reason. - The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots’a
pretty colors and lights. - The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats
for family members. - Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make
payments for 6 months. - If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the
car off of them. - The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls
to other AOL car cell phones. - AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving
near other car dealerships. - AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
- Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars
stall just for fun. - It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
- AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave
worse mileage. - Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder,
M/F/age? - It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry
another AOL car owner. - AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they
really are. - AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no
other cars have them. - Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say,
“Good-Bye.”
beware y2k is here
are you ready
what the hell
computer people quit scaring the world