IF AN INSECT FALLS INTO A GLASS OF PEPSI…
The Englishman : throws the glass away and walks out.
The American : Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi.
The Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the Pepsi away.
The Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into
his Pepsi before throwing away both the insect and
Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.
The Indian : Accueses Pakistan for helping the insect to
infiltrate into the glass, supplying it with
nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi,
blames it as long term ISI operation, terms
the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan
mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commondo in
undercover operation and present the identity
card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a
Pakistan army personnel in an undercover
operation to change the status of Line of
Control, and vows to defend every inch of the
glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demand that
US should declare Pakistan a terrorist state and
be placed under UN embargo.
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