If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then

The Saudi:
Throws the glass away and walks away.

The American:
Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi.

The Chinese:
Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!

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The Israeli:
Sucks the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and drinks the Pepsi. yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

The Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before
throwing away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.

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The Indian:
Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistan army personnel in an undercover operation to change the status of Line of Control, shows this guy on Zee News saying it is bla bla (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which obviously the insect doesn’t know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the US should declare Pakistan a terrorist!!!

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** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**

[This message has been edited by Mindless (edited April 29, 2001).]

has to be one of the funniest jokes ive heard

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the safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket

lol

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Mindless

I guess some people from Pakistan Affair forum should read this joke.

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thanx everyone!

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LOL, whenever I see this I start laughing.

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maza aagaya!!!

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**Get Back to Where you Once Belonged! **

lol khan shab aisa bhi kya hai ab

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Do they even have Pepsi there?....i thought they were still drinking their Campa Cola!!!

This is an OLD joke.
Just replace India with Pakistan and vice-versa and may-be ISI with RAW and you will have the original JOKE.

By the way, I have referred to this joke atleast twice in Pak/World Affairs.

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Lol,

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The political fact which is true about almost any nationality makes it hilarious. I have met Saudi, Israeli, American and definitely know people from IndoPak.

Also, if you had seen the Zee news at the time of Kargil then you would realise what the joke is all about. It is one unique joke which can’t be true on anyone else just by changing the nouns.

hehehehehehehe

hahaha

L

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L

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good one, mindless

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**When u love someone draw a circle around their names instead of a heart because hearts can be broken but circles never end. **

mindless pagal

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good one

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