there otherday as I was logged on merrily minding my own business I glanced at the “logged in” list and found DAISY logged on
By eck, I thought
who the hell is Daisy, I went through my list of relations, friends, neighbours and garden plants and concluded that I was the only Daisy albeit a slightly Lazy one
There I were getting all teary wandering if one of my multipersonalities had torn themselves away from my body and had created a nick of her own when I noticed a
FUNAGUY
Funaguy apparantly ISNT funguy…
He reminds me of that chap who had the fake passport but was caught because he couldnt spell
It appears that we have identity theft problems of epidemic propertions
its very unerving seeing yourself looking at threads a that your arent interested in
We are having terrible issues with people from the criminal underworld stealing our identities and then reading shallow threads like… what colour socks shall we wear with our brown leather sandels or sume such nonsense
Its demoralising and dehumanitarian and dehumidifying…
there’s also a ‘sweetdreams’ and a ‘baddreamz’ 
(no it’s not a daisy 
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