There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
Hello? - Honey, It’s me. - Sugar! - Are you at the club? - Yes. -
Great!
I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat… It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it? - What’s the price? - Only $1,500.00 - Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…
Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year… - What price did he quote you? - Only $60,000… - OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. - Great!, before we hang up, something else… - What? - It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank accountant and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year … it’s on
sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property… - How much are they asking? - Only $450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…
Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK? - OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!! - Bye… I do too…
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?