There was this guy who had a Tottee (Female Parrot). She could only say one
thing…Mein aa gayee! And she used to say this in a really suggestive
way. One day his friend came over to visit and while they were talking the
tottee said Mein aa gayee in her sexiest tone.
Lahowilla quovat sahib. Yai kiya cheez paal rakhee hai aap nay? Says the
man’s friend. Humaray mulwee sahib kay pass do tottay hain, aik her waqt
sajday mein giraa rehtaa hai or doosra her waqt tasbee peRta rahta hai. Iss
fosh tottee ko odher lay jain, yay shayed un tottoon say kuch seekh jayay.
So the man agrees to take the tottee, and keep it with the mulwee’s tottay
so she could learn some manners.
The first two or three days the tottee is a little shy and doesn’t say
anything. And sure enough, the two parrots are constantly in Ibadat. One
has a Tasbee in his hand, the other is in a constant Sajda. One day, all of
a sudden, the tottee ruffles up her feathers and coos Mein aa gayee!
Upon hearing her say this, the parrot with the tasbee throws down his
tasbee, goes over to the other one and kickes him on his upturned butt and
says:
Oth oye! Doa qabool ho gayee hai!
:)
lao Ramis Bhra ji, hunn tussi vi apni tasbee sutt dveo... :):)