I would do anything to pass

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A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. ‘‘I would do anything to pass this exam.’’ She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. ‘‘I mean…’’ she whispers, ‘’… I would do… anything.‘’

He returns her gaze. ‘‘Anything?’’

‘‘Anything.’’

His voice turns to a whisper. ‘‘Would you… study?’’


“I was just here. Where did I go?” (Fox Mulder)

now this *is * funny…

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you wouldn’t be competing with me though right?..I rule..I am gonna take over the jokes forum…

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hmmm....i hadnt thought of any competition
but now that u mention it...


"I was just here. Where did I go?" (Fox Mulder)

[This message has been edited by hk (edited December 04, 2000).]